to remove wheel clamps!
section is hosted by our resident Master Clamp Cracker
is an expert on removing clamps and has appeared on numerous
radio and television shows as well as been featured
in the press demonstrating how, with a little knowledge,
clamps can be removed... easily!
anyone has successfully removed a clamp tell us how you
did it Removing
a Wheel Clamp
better, if you have photo's of the deed we'll put them
up - just make sure your registration plate isn't in the
are a worldwide menace, a cancer that needs to be removed!!!"
I go on I wish to make it clear that
I understand that there are occasionally legitimate reasons for
using clamps. Shop owners who regularly lose customers because
ignorant morons take up their parking spaces, or birdbrains
parking on pedestrian crossings near a school are examples. There
are always exceptions to the rule, BUT...
overwhelming majority of clampers are motivated by either a 'jobsworth,
letter of the law, mentality, or more worryingly MONEY!!!
big bucks to be made in clamping and this section is hosted to
help the oppressed driver who finds themself in the awful position
of being held hostage and being prevented from going about their
daily business until a sickening fine is handed over.
countries and states have laws that prevent thugs 'demanding
money with menace' or causing 'undue distress', clampers appear
from prosecution for High Street robbery.
am now fairly adept at removing clamps and now average just a few
minutes for the most impregnable. I started learning how to get
off after I parked in a spot I'd been using for years. I returned
to find that a private clamper had covered my windows in permanent
and attached a carbuncle of an immobiliser.
I have been teaching people how to get clamps off for several
years, and published my methods widely.
I get asked "it's all very well ripping these thing off
in the warm, cozy confines of the workshop but what about
the cold, lonely car park in the dead of night?"
Well, to answer
the cynics - my methods work!!!
have personally removed 3 clamps, had 1 ticket ripped up and
made a clamper remove an immobiliser!!!
receive letters everyday explaining new and innovative techniques
them off which we also publish.
a bit if knowledge and determination, they will come off...
first one I removed was a baptism of fire, it was an absolute
how I did it:
is similar to the clamp I removed except
the lock was an integral part of the main plate and the
was held by a locking pin and not a padlock.
was parked in a
place where no warning signs existed.
decided there and then to try to get it off as the fine was
(£60) and I knew that trying to plead with the clampers
was a waste of time. I walked across town and bought a hacksaw
for @ $15 (£10).
problem with clamps is that they are usually made from hardened
steel. This particular clamp consisted of a plate and a chain
which wrapped around the axle.
as I might the saw made no impression and simply polished the
steel imprisioning my car - I spent several minutes attacking
the device in various areas but it was a seriously tough bit
found a weakness!
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN THE AUTOINFOZONE MEMBERS'
and learn how to remove virtually all types of clamps in
general use... GUARANTEED!!!
that's an absolute, cast iron guarantee.
have been tested by the best. I even had a camera crew
appear on my doorstep recently trying to catch me out.
They brought a selection of clamps and I think the most
resilient was off in less than a minute.
exactly what happened in the members' area.
are just a few examples of clamps you'll learn how to shift
have successfully removed two of these types. They are
made up of 3 bars which hook over the tyre held in place
by a front plate designed to restrict access to the wheel
????? and it'll come straight off
will need a ?????? and a ????? Strike hard
in a downward direction until ?????
presto the clamp can now be removed
Features: As used by Police Forces and Parking Enforcement Agencies.
Heavy duty clamp - ideal for theft prevention and parking
same technique of ????? and ?????
is worth noting that not all clamps are made from hardened
steel and the ????? can sometimes be cut through.
show that you can fight back... getting
the clamp off will give you back your freedom... for free!
LIE DOWN AND TAKE THE CRAP - DRIVERS ARE NOT A SOFT TARGET!
is high time that the bully-boy stand-and-deliver tactics
should be outlawed'
Edmund King, RAC (One of UK's leading motoring organisations)
about redressing the balance of power
they want to fight dirty then you have two choices:
down and take it.
them on their terms.
up to you!!!
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